Face Value
One slice has opinions and a very friendly grin. The student is trying to read around it.
Penguin Pizza Van
Nine penguins, one van, zero vegetables. The line moves at glacier speed.
Sauce Sea Pirates
The crew was promised treasure. The map only ever said extra cheese.
Greenhouse Effect
The basil is thriving under glass. The cheese is the soil and also the sun.
Balcony Lounger
Has the best seat in the city and no plans to leave it. The sunset is a bonus.
Tightrope Circus Slice
Has never looked down. Has also never looked anywhere but straight ahead, on principle.
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